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603 | Exworthy, M.

🔧 Maintenance

Appliances

Submitted: June 18, 2025

Description: Refrigerator no longer stays cold. Had to throw out all my food. Please replace ASAP

Ticket Closed: Work Complete

💬 Messages

To: Tenant Services

Sent: October 18, 2025

My upstairs neighbor in 703 is always screaming and crying about how Hollywood has gone woke and no longer cares about sex appeal. I assume she is projecting. Her name is Chick Delaware (I know because she gave me a signed headshot when I first encountered her in the elevator). She talks a lot about life as a millennial - she's either lying or looks awful for her age. She looks like an octogenarian. I don't get it. Anyway, can you either cast this woman in a movie or get her to quiet down? Thanks.

From: Tenant Services

Received: October 19, 2025

We have received your request and will address the matter accordingly.

💳 Payments

Outstanding Balance:

$0.00

703 | Delaware, C.

🔧 Maintenance

Electrical

Submitted: October 26, 2025

The worst mistake of my life was moving to San Francisco to lead in the Golden Gate Theatre's production of The Rats of Cedarville. Gone are the days of Broadway roses. To the wayside are my Hollywood Hills party invitations and multiple celebrity boyfriends per weekend. I'm not the catch I once was, I know it. The elixir stops my aging, sure, but I discovered it too late in life! These wrinkles and aching joints are here to stay. I can't even romance the gussy officer in 709. He has no clue I was once a star. I holler wanton bemoanings about how young actresses don't take it up the skirt like we used to. I'm hoping he gets the hint soon. He did offer me a ridealong... I'd like to ride-him-long and get shot in the mouth by his magnum, so to speak. Do something about this.

Ticket Closed: Non-Maintenance Issue

💬 Messages

From: Tenant Services

Received: October 19, 2025

Please be courteous to your neighbors by keeping your volume at a reasonable level.

From: Tenant Services

Received: October 19, 2025

Also - your downstairs neighbor is on to us. Be more discreet.

💳 Payments

Outstanding Balance:

$3,603.24

709 | Whetter, C.

🔧 Maintenance

Plumbing

Submitted: September 26, 2025

the pipes on this floor have been damn noisy. i can hear neighborhood turds shooping down the drain at all hours of the night witch is not convenient because i am a police officer and i need my sleep so i dont shoot the wrong guy. speaking of guys i would like to kill i bet the man in 710 is the perp shooping some of these sonic boom turds. he also plays his damn organ all night long and i havent caught him doing anything illegal but i follow him in my car in case he does. please take care of the noise fastly because i am a hero. signed officer whetter.

Pending

💬 Messages

💳 Payments

Outstanding Balance:

$0.00

710 | Van Damme, R.

🔧 Maintenance

💬 Messages

To: Tenant Services

Sent: October 31, 2009

I can feel the wrinkles growing deeper... My bony fingers struggle to tickle the keys of my beloved organ... I need more elixir... I'm so exasperated, as you can see from my ellipses which are used as a way to project my heavy desperate breathing in a written format... If you do not send some elixir up to my apartment I will simply crumble apart until I am nothing but a pile of ancient sands... I YEARN for the elixir I NEED THE ELIXIR elixir please elixir now please please please now now now now now now okay thank in advance

From: Tenant Services

Received: October 31, 2009

Call extension 3194 to renew your lease.

💳 Payments

Outstanding Balance:

$0.00